dinendash

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:10:27 GMT

PEACE SIGN!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:36:19 GMT

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 22:34:59 GMT

hey yall.. whoever yall is.. i havent wrote in this thing forever. today i met up with mahir the pimp of T.O and we pimped women in the rain. but really all we did was pick out the good looking ones in the eaton centre. apparently mahir thinks i have an asian fetish when really my fetish is of sexy native women. cree women to be precise. when i get around to uploading pictures of shit you guys are gonna love it because my journal is all textified! Oh my god! WTF BBQ! pwnt. boring.

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 15:21:07 GMT

I'm back everybody! Now you can rejoice! That's right! Dance bitches... and come hither.. and show charlie murphy.... uhh yeah.. you know the rest. whoever reads this will know that tommorrow is my birthday and the day that I take over the downtown area with my eccentric aura of apathy. All I'm really REALLY looking forward to is a phonecall from a certain somebody who doesn't look here so it isn't anyone who would read this. *musical interlude time* (to ease the mood) YOUUUUUU KNOOOOO IIIII GOOOTTT........ WHAT IT TAKES 2 MAKE THE CLUB GO OUUTTAAAHHH CONTROL! *musical interlude resides* So what is there to write about? Working at arbys in the eaton centre is kinda cool but kinda not cool at the same times... Jazmine works at H&M so we can hook up on breaks and stuff. thats about it... I'm Mr Lonely. but that comes with the preference of _ _ _ _ _ women. theres just no pleasing them... BELIEVE YOU ME BITCH! This grapejuice I'm sipping is pretty righjteous... lemme tell ya. if only i knew how to put in pictures and stuff.... if y'all anonomous fans wanna look at my sexy ass.. check out the user linkkk page and you'll see me with a blood spattered blonde girl. with my arms crossed. and a festival of fear shirt on. and some blue jeans.... and i have hair... n teeth.. n whiskers... and i bionic arm... aside from that im pretty run of the mill.. this now seems like a waste of time. PeAcE !

sleepy....

Mon, 30 May 2005 20:47:18 GMT

I'm at work right now... www.rue-morgue.com... im so sleepy... it sux cause im trying to get some1 from home 2 pick me up because otherwise i know i will fall asleep on the subway and simply not wake up.... i give u all permission to laugh... and I made a new friend today... her name is Veronica and she highlighted my on-set incompetence and taught me a whole bunch of crazy stuff like how to coil wires... you know... education at its finest... it was funny cause i was like " DO IT THIS WAY DO IT THAT WAY " an d shes like shh... she kept my mouth shut... otherwise id be a loud obnoxious cow who likes hens.... and sheep... bbaaaa--cluck./.. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvh

HAUTE TENSION BYEOTCH!

Thu, 19 May 2005 22:23:42 GMT

Ok so tonight we're going to see Haute Tension! BUT FIRST!!! There has been some debate around the office here about who is better looking... myself or the weird animal thing that represents me in my icon... i think personally that he is a far sexier and diplomatically inclined ambassador than I could ever be.. i mean just look at that menacing stare... i don't even need to make my journal friend only with that sucker around.. i mean... his face says it alone ( among other things like what time he wants me home ) for namesake we will call him... KING! just as a random name that has absolutely no affiliation to the picture whatsoever... and anybody who wants to try and correct me on that one can go straight to hell.... actually not straight to hell... stop off half way between hell to get me a smoothie... i hear they rock... ANYWAY... Haute Tension is going to be one radical film.. if i was more LJ savvy i would post a crazy cool picture from the film and be like BAM! thats the film suckas! check out my ultra cool LJ page that has pictures... WOOO! So people from all over the galaxy are gonna be there tonight.... me... maz.... link and cait... supernintendo chalmers.... THE UGLY 1! from the teen girl squad... you name it man... anyone who is nobodys girlfriend is gonna be there... NO JOKE! like no fuggin way... the only way jokes would be included in this post would be to ( insert funny way here ) and that would just be out of whack... im building a stage at work... and i keep suggesting we make a trap door for me to jump out of and scare people but nobody seems to be taking to the idea... once again carpel tunnel is sinking in... you mother effers better be grateful that I am putting my health on the line just so you can waste your time reading this crapola. My fuggin teacher is going to be at the flim tonight... this sucks because we cant smoke weed in the theatre now.... GRRRUMBLE why-eye-aughtta,,. ngrrrrrr.... now for my grand exit. HEY! does HTML WORK IN THIS BITCH!? IF SO I'M GONNA ROCK SOME SOCKS! LETS SEE!!
.. its dead! N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
yeah... im happy with that..... annnnnnddd.... UPDATE!

The Wheels On The Bus

Wed, 11 May 2005 20:49:43 GMT

This is my first ever LJ post. Wow. look at all the empty space... I can see why many of you go nuts with all of it... i like this all of a sudden... mainly because im at work and the creepy statures of ghouls are creeping ever closer... the ward boult pictures are fucking grotesque in the chapel.. im just holding down the fort while the fiends are in a meeting about rod knows what... AHA... i hope some1 else gets that.. im looking at you on this one.... reader!..... so the other day I played hackey sack all day and then when i went to sleep I had a subconscious dream about playing hacky sack and eventually fell into a state of delerium.. which caused me to miss work the next day.. looks like the mongrels are out of the meeting... perhaps Joel can have his nicotine break... AZAAAAAA!.. nope... still meeting... looks like I'm stuck typing to whoever is going to read this utter crapp.... OW OW OW! carpel tunnel syndrome owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... ouch... holding keys hurts infinitely more... ill have 2 make a mental note of that... ahh... i just crossed between LJ typing and real life convos... some1 just said thanks for letting them see the gallery and I said " your welcome that " I was about to type 'that' right after the word of... about the whole mental note thing... yeesh.... man... why does it have to welcome me with such a cheerful disposition.... as if anyone would ever want to be welcomed with an exclamation point... like fuck off.... i think im being relieved now... or not... or so... ! phone call... the phone was for marco... he is our controller/accountant... hes a funny guy and likes to wax off cash like its nobodys business... he drives a hummer... but he's basically a stay at home mom.... if theres any reason that he'd need that hummer it would be to drive us all to cinemacabre nights and to lug all of the back issues and jargon along with us... any moderately sized SUB could fit the same bill in my humble opinion.... so im going to be writing a review on haute tension to submit for review by Rod, Monica, and Jovanka... WISH ME LUCK Y'ALL! I hope its going to be a good movie because I'd like to for once do a review on a movie I enjoyed instead of a movie that made me want to vomit in my own mouth.... and if you'd like to fact check whether there has been a movie that made me want to vomit in my own mouth... DON'T! because the outcome will probably make you vomit into all of your mouths.... now if you'll excuse me I have a creepy statue to molest... two cutie pie goths walked in... perhaps ill go molest them,.... Jovanka just came in and said some shit that isn't important... OH NO ANOTHER PHONE CALL!!? Speak of the devil... mwuhauhauha.... nevermind... only i will know.... ok.,.. the meeting is done.. now I must return to my work as a slave in the field... CHEERS!